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Oh No!! They screwed up Barack!!!
Options are limited when you live in a padded cell.ASUG8 wrote:I think you need a hobby.
In Honolulu, the Obama tour buses take you by the old Kapiolani Maternity and Gynecological Hospital, now called Kapi'olani Medical Center for Women & Children. Federal laws prohibit hospital officials from confirming that he was born there, but Hoover said it's common knowledge among locals.
is australia still accepting our morons? (i worry they may be the only country left)dbackjon wrote:JBB - just when you thought you have seen the stupidest fucking thing from this, he tops it.
These fucking birther moron - save the country and leave, please. you are too stupid to share our air.
WASHINGTON–In the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as "Afterbirthers" demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama's placenta from his time inside his mother's womb. "All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal membranes and vessels—preferably along with a photo of the crowning and delivery—and this will all be over," said former presidential candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord plasma. "To this day, the American people have not seen a cervical mucus plug, let alone one that has been signed and notarized by a state-certified Hawaiian health official. If the president was indeed born in the manner in which he claims, then where is his gestation sac?" Keyes said that if Obama did not soon produce at least a bloody bedsheet from his conception, Afterbirthers would push forward with efforts to exhume the president's deceased mother and inspect the corpse's pelvic bone and birth canal
I think of these delusional fucks and JBB everytime I wonder about recycling TP.dbackjon wrote:JBB - just when you thought you have seen the stupidest fucking thing from this, he tops it.
These fucking birther moron - save the country and leave, please. you are too stupid to share our air.
The birthers on the internet are already complaining about the fact that Obama's birth certificate doesn't look like the pic above. And it's true because there's some extra stuff on the bottom including a raised seal...UNHWildCats wrote:
Yeah. The birther idiots decided that Obama wasn't born in the U.S. and nothing will convince them otherwise.∞∞∞ wrote:The birthers on the internet are already complaining about the fact that Obama's birth certificate doesn't look like the pic above. And it's true because there's some extra stuff on the bottom including a raised seal...UNHWildCats wrote:
...except for the fact that the extra stuff is stating that the birth certificate is a copy obtained 5 years later. Really, the sheer stupidity of the stuff I've read today has been nothing short of amazing.
the black background copy looks like a print out from a microfiche machine or something... this is the actual certificates of the Nordyke twins∞∞∞ wrote:The birthers on the internet are already complaining about the fact that Obama's birth certificate doesn't look like the pic above. And it's true because there's some extra stuff on the bottom including a raised seal...UNHWildCats wrote:
...except for the fact that the extra stuff is stating that the birth certificate is a copy obtained 5 years later. Really, the sheer stupidity of the stuff I've read today has been nothing short of amazing.
That smells like The Onion!Skjellyfetti wrote:WASHINGTON–In the continuing controversy surrounding the president's U.S. citizenship, a new fringe group informally known as "Afterbirthers" demanded Monday the authentication of Barack Obama's placenta from his time inside his mother's womb. "All we are asking is that the president produce a sample of his fetal membranes and vessels—preferably along with a photo of the crowning and delivery—and this will all be over," said former presidential candidate and Afterbirthers spokesman Alan Keyes, later adding that his organization would be willing to settle for a half-liter of maternal cord plasma. "To this day, the American people have not seen a cervical mucus plug, let alone one that has been signed and notarized by a state-certified Hawaiian health official. If the president was indeed born in the manner in which he claims, then where is his gestation sac?" Keyes said that if Obama did not soon produce at least a bloody bedsheet from his conception, Afterbirthers would push forward with efforts to exhume the president's deceased mother and inspect the corpse's pelvic bone and birth canal
I demand to see your LSAT scores, your college transcripts, your Bar scores and a signed copy of the last round of golf you played.Ivytalk wrote:That smells like The Onion!Skjellyfetti wrote:
I can't find my birth certificate. Guess I'll never work in politics or be hired by Donald J. Hump.
Nope. He's washing lettuce.dbackjon wrote:I demand to see your LSAT scores, your college transcripts, your Bar scores and a signed copy of the last round of golf you played.Ivytalk wrote: That smells like The Onion!
I can't find my birth certificate. Guess I'll never work in politics or be hired by Donald J. Hump.
Otherwise, I am convinced you are actually a Fry Cook at McDowell's
Actually, I have a certificate of live birth. That's all you need to hang up a shingle in DE!dbackjon wrote:I demand to see your LSAT scores, your college transcripts, your Bar scores and a signed copy of the last round of golf you played.Ivytalk wrote: That smells like The Onion!
I can't find my birth certificate. Guess I'll never work in politics or be hired by Donald J. Hump.
Otherwise, I am convinced you are actually a Fry Cook at McDowell's
It's either these clowns or the ones that think the reason GWB was on vacation so much is that it was a cover while he spent night rigging the Towers with explosives.Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:I can't decide if the birthers are the dumbest group of ******* ever, or if they are just a notch below that.
Two different choices there but they are brilliantly idiotic.
Don't get the tinfoil hat wearing fools going again.houndawg wrote:It's either these clowns or the ones that think the reason GWB was on vacation so much is that it was a cover while he spent night rigging the Towers with explosives.Ursus A. Horribilis wrote:I can't decide if the birthers are the dumbest group of ******* ever, or if they are just a notch below that.
Two different choices there but they are brilliantly idiotic.
