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93henfan wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:Watching this biathlon is amazing. Dude from France skies his ass off, then drops 5/5 targets in about 10 seconds. And he’s about 35 seconds ahead of the rest of the field....
Biathlon would be so much better if they cut out the skiing.

I’m in favor of a summer biathlon with these rules:

1. Women only
2. Swimming and shooting are the two sports
3. Suit must be two piece
4. Weapons full auto
5. AK-47s only
6. Shooting scores compiled by a panel of male judges based on style; accuracy is of no concern
That’s a downright fapworthy idea!
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93henfan wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:Watching this biathlon is amazing. Dude from France skies his ass off, then drops 5/5 targets in about 10 seconds. And he’s about 35 seconds ahead of the rest of the field....
Biathlon would be so much better if they cut out the skiing.

I’m in favor of a summer biathlon with these rules:

1. Women only
2. Swimming and shooting are the two sports
3. Suit must be two piece
4. Weapons full auto
5. AK-47s only
6. Shooting scores compiled by a panel of male judges based on style; accuracy is of no concern
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Watching some of the snowboarding freestyle and half pipe competitions. All I can say is both genders have some big balls. How the hell does one not get dizzy doing a 1440's or a backside double cork 1260? :shock:
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An OAR had a pretty good crash in the downhill portion of the men's combined. Ate the orange plastic fence for breakfast. :lol:
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93henfan wrote:
AZGrizFan wrote:Watching this biathlon is amazing. Dude from France skies his ass off, then drops 5/5 targets in about 10 seconds. And he’s about 35 seconds ahead of the rest of the field....
Biathlon would be so much better if they cut out the skiing.

I’m in favor of a summer biathlon with these rules:

1. Women only
2. Swimming and shooting are the two sports
3. Suit must be two piece
4. Weapons full auto
5. AK-47s only
6. Shooting scores compiled by a panel of male judges based on style; accuracy is of no concern
The only improvement I’d make to biathlon is to have the competitors shoot animals
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CID1990 wrote:
93henfan wrote:
Biathlon would be so much better if they cut out the skiing.

I’m in favor of a summer biathlon with these rules:

1. Women only
2. Swimming and shooting are the two sports
3. Suit must be two piece
4. Weapons full auto
5. AK-47s only
6. Shooting scores compiled by a panel of male judges based on style; accuracy is of no concern
The only improvement I’d make to biathlon is to have the competitors shoot animals
The targets should be carnival like - maybe rubber ducks on a pinwheel.
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Ivytalk wrote:
93henfan wrote:
Biathlon would be so much better if they cut out the skiing.

I’m in favor of a summer biathlon with these rules:

1. Women only
2. Swimming and shooting are the two sports
3. Suit must be two piece
4. Weapons full auto
5. AK-47s only
6. Shooting scores compiled by a panel of male judges based on style; accuracy is of no concern
That’s a downright fapworthy idea!

You could start the Lingerie Olympics.
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Paintball should be an Olympic sport.


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css75 wrote:Paintball should be an Olympic sport.
France would not field a team.

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dbackjon wrote:
Ivytalk wrote: That’s a downright fapworthy idea!

You could start the Lingerie Olympics.
First thing I thought of as well when I read 93's proposal. :lol:
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css75 wrote:Paintball should be an Olympic sport.
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89Hen wrote:
css75 wrote:Paintball should be an Olympic sport.
:ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
Better than figure skating, ice dancing, figure dancing, skate dancing, and gymnastics....
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kalm wrote:
89Hen wrote: :ohno: :ohno: :ohno:
Better than figure skating, ice dancing, figure dancing, skate dancing, and gymnastics....
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Women’s hockey is destroying the Russians. 4-0. They managed to score twice in 20 seconds


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CAA Flagship wrote:
kalm wrote:
Better than figure skating, ice dancing, figure dancing, skate dancing, and gymnastics....
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GannonFan wrote:
CID1990 wrote:
The only improvement I’d make to biathlon is to have the competitors shoot animals
The targets should be carnival like - maybe rubber ducks on a pinwheel.
I was thinking groundhogs. And the shooters use varmint loads


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Ibanez wrote:Women’s hockey is destroying the Russians. 4-0. They managed to score twice in 20 seconds


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Grizalltheway wrote:
Ibanez wrote:Women’s hockey is destroying the Russians. 4-0. They managed to score twice in 20 seconds


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It’s not Of A Revolution?


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Ibanez wrote:
Grizalltheway wrote: *Olympic Athletes from Russia
It’s not Of A Revolution?


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93henfan wrote:Women drivers (US luger Emily Sweeney - she lived):

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The IOC needs to consider setting up luge and bobsled tracks so that this happens more often.

Rating would go way up if there was at least a 25% chance of this happening on each run

like NASCAR


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Damn. Some poor Jap just broke his...everything on the half pipe.
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CID1990 wrote:
93henfan wrote:
Biathlon would be so much better if they cut out the skiing.

I’m in favor of a summer biathlon with these rules:

1. Women only
2. Swimming and shooting are the two sports
3. Suit must be two piece
4. Weapons full auto
5. AK-47s only
6. Shooting scores compiled by a panel of male judges based on style; accuracy is of no concern
The only improvement I’d make to biathlon is to have the competitors shoot animals
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polsongrizz wrote:
CID1990 wrote:
The only improvement I’d make to biathlon is to have the competitors shoot animals
Yes, if they are these...
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