That’s a downright fapworthy idea!93henfan wrote:Biathlon would be so much better if they cut out the skiing.AZGrizFan wrote:Watching this biathlon is amazing. Dude from France skies his ass off, then drops 5/5 targets in about 10 seconds. And he’s about 35 seconds ahead of the rest of the field....
I’m in favor of a summer biathlon with these rules:
1. Women only
2. Swimming and shooting are the two sports
3. Suit must be two piece
4. Weapons full auto
5. AK-47s only
6. Shooting scores compiled by a panel of male judges based on style; accuracy is of no concern
2018 Winter Olympics?
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93henfan wrote:Biathlon would be so much better if they cut out the skiing.AZGrizFan wrote:Watching this biathlon is amazing. Dude from France skies his ass off, then drops 5/5 targets in about 10 seconds. And he’s about 35 seconds ahead of the rest of the field....
I’m in favor of a summer biathlon with these rules:
1. Women only
2. Swimming and shooting are the two sports
3. Suit must be two piece
4. Weapons full auto
5. AK-47s only
6. Shooting scores compiled by a panel of male judges based on style; accuracy is of no concern
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Watching some of the snowboarding freestyle and half pipe competitions. All I can say is both genders have some big balls. How the hell does one not get dizzy doing a 1440's or a backside double cork 1260?
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An OAR had a pretty good crash in the downhill portion of the men's combined. Ate the orange plastic fence for breakfast.
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The only improvement I’d make to biathlon is to have the competitors shoot animals93henfan wrote:Biathlon would be so much better if they cut out the skiing.AZGrizFan wrote:Watching this biathlon is amazing. Dude from France skies his ass off, then drops 5/5 targets in about 10 seconds. And he’s about 35 seconds ahead of the rest of the field....
I’m in favor of a summer biathlon with these rules:
1. Women only
2. Swimming and shooting are the two sports
3. Suit must be two piece
4. Weapons full auto
5. AK-47s only
6. Shooting scores compiled by a panel of male judges based on style; accuracy is of no concern
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The targets should be carnival like - maybe rubber ducks on a pinwheel.CID1990 wrote:The only improvement I’d make to biathlon is to have the competitors shoot animals93henfan wrote:
Biathlon would be so much better if they cut out the skiing.
I’m in favor of a summer biathlon with these rules:
1. Women only
2. Swimming and shooting are the two sports
3. Suit must be two piece
4. Weapons full auto
5. AK-47s only
6. Shooting scores compiled by a panel of male judges based on style; accuracy is of no concern
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Ivytalk wrote:That’s a downright fapworthy idea!93henfan wrote:
Biathlon would be so much better if they cut out the skiing.
I’m in favor of a summer biathlon with these rules:
1. Women only
2. Swimming and shooting are the two sports
3. Suit must be two piece
4. Weapons full auto
5. AK-47s only
6. Shooting scores compiled by a panel of male judges based on style; accuracy is of no concern
You could start the Lingerie Olympics.
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Paintball should be an Olympic sport.
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France would not field a team.css75 wrote:Paintball should be an Olympic sport.
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First thing I thought of as well when I read 93's proposal.dbackjon wrote:Ivytalk wrote: That’s a downright fapworthy idea!
You could start the Lingerie Olympics.
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Better than figure skating, ice dancing, figure dancing, skate dancing, and gymnastics....89Hen wrote:css75 wrote:Paintball should be an Olympic sport.
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kalm wrote:Better than figure skating, ice dancing, figure dancing, skate dancing, and gymnastics....89Hen wrote:
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Women’s hockey is destroying the Russians. 4-0. They managed to score twice in 20 seconds
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Better than figure skating, ice dancing, figure dancing, skate dancing, and gymnastics....
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I was thinking groundhogs. And the shooters use varmint loadsGannonFan wrote:The targets should be carnival like - maybe rubber ducks on a pinwheel.CID1990 wrote:
The only improvement I’d make to biathlon is to have the competitors shoot animals
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*Olympic Athletes from RussiaIbanez wrote:Women’s hockey is destroying the Russians. 4-0. They managed to score twice in 20 seconds
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It’s not Of A Revolution?Grizalltheway wrote:*Olympic Athletes from RussiaIbanez wrote:Women’s hockey is destroying the Russians. 4-0. They managed to score twice in 20 seconds
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No, but it was a crazy game of poker.Ibanez wrote:It’s not Of A Revolution?Grizalltheway wrote: *Olympic Athletes from Russia
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The IOC needs to consider setting up luge and bobsled tracks so that this happens more often.93henfan wrote:Women drivers (US luger Emily Sweeney - she lived):
Rating would go way up if there was at least a 25% chance of this happening on each run
like NASCAR
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Damn. Some poor Jap just broke his...everything on the half pipe.
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Yes, if they are these...CID1990 wrote:The only improvement I’d make to biathlon is to have the competitors shoot animals93henfan wrote:
Biathlon would be so much better if they cut out the skiing.
I’m in favor of a summer biathlon with these rules:
1. Women only
2. Swimming and shooting are the two sports
3. Suit must be two piece
4. Weapons full auto
5. AK-47s only
6. Shooting scores compiled by a panel of male judges based on style; accuracy is of no concern
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Also acceptablepolsongrizz wrote:Yes, if they are these...CID1990 wrote:
The only improvement I’d make to biathlon is to have the competitors shoot animals
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