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Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby SuperHornet » Sun Sep 23, 2018 8:33 am

Dartmouth has hired Callie Brownson as offensive quality control coach, making Coach Brownson the first woman to be a full-time coach at the D-I level.

Congratulations, Coach Brownson!

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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby kalm » Sun Sep 23, 2018 1:07 pm

That's cool, be you!

Hope she does well. A women's perspective in play calling philosophy might be different.

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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby Rob Iola » Sun Sep 23, 2018 1:26 pm

Honest question - what exactly does an offensive quality control coach do?
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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby kalm » Sun Sep 23, 2018 2:58 pm

Rob Iola wrote:Honest question - what exactly does an offensive quality control coach do?


I think it's a position for when you you're already at your assistant coaches limit but have someone who knows their ****, is willing to volunteer or earn camp money, and does not qualify as a grad assistant.
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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby 93henfan » Sun Sep 23, 2018 3:07 pm

I noticed that there was a female ref at the VT @ ODU game.

I noticed her when she called a WR out of bounds and the call was overturned.

At least she had decent tits.

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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby JohnStOnge » Sun Sep 23, 2018 3:19 pm

This woman played in a womens' football league but it calls to mind my belief that it should be possible to coach football effectively without ever having played football. Coaching is strictly an intellectual exercise. It should be possible for someone who never played football by virtue of not having the athletic ability to do so to nevertheless coach it by learning the principles of the game and effectively directing people who DO have the athletic ability.

I don't think it's any more necessary to have played football to be a football coach than it is to have been a chess piece in order to play chess.
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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby Rob Iola » Sun Sep 23, 2018 3:32 pm

93henfan wrote:I noticed that there was a female ref at the VT @ ODU game.

I noticed her when she called a WR out of bounds and the call was overturned.

At least she had decent tits.

Same thing for Ravens v. Broncos today - the stripes worked well in her ensemble...
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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby Rob Iola » Sun Sep 23, 2018 3:38 pm

kalm wrote:
Rob Iola wrote:Honest question - what exactly does an offensive quality control coach do?


I think it's a position for when you you're already at your assistant coaches limit but have someone who knows their ****, is willing to volunteer or earn camp money, and does not qualify as a grad assistant.

That's a fancy way of saying "mix Gatorade"...
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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby kalm » Sun Sep 23, 2018 4:27 pm

Rob Iola wrote:
kalm wrote:
I think it's a position for when you you're already at your assistant coaches limit but have someone who knows their ****, is willing to volunteer or earn camp money, and does not qualify as a grad assistant.

That's a fancy way of saying "mix Gatorade"...


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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby polsongrizz » Sun Sep 23, 2018 5:15 pm

kalm wrote:That's cool, be you!

Hope she does well. A women's perspective in play calling philosophy might be different.

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Seriously, no one is going to say it? Are you sure that is a woman? :o
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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby Ivytalk » Sun Sep 23, 2018 6:38 pm

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I don't think it's any more necessary to have played football to be a football coach than it is to have been a chess piece in order to play chess.


That may be the stupidest analogy anyone on this board has ever used. I’m a lesser person for having read it. May God have mercy on your soul. :tothehand:
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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby Ivytalk » Sun Sep 23, 2018 6:39 pm

polsongrizz wrote:
kalm wrote:That's cool, be you!

Hope she does well. A women's perspective in play calling philosophy might be different.

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Seriously, no one is going to say it? Are you sure that is a woman? :o

Dartmouth has always had the fugliest womyn in the Ivy League. Even back in my day.
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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby kalm » Sun Sep 23, 2018 6:53 pm

Ivytalk wrote:
polsongrizz wrote:Seriously, no one is going to say it? Are you sure that is a woman? :o

Dartmouth has always had the fugliest womyn in the Ivy League. Even back in my day.


I’ll bet there were some school girl type foxes running around the hallowed halls back in the day, eh you sly dog!

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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby Ivytalk » Sun Sep 23, 2018 6:58 pm

kalm wrote:
Ivytalk wrote: Dartmouth has always had the fugliest womyn in the Ivy League. Even back in my day.


I’ll bet there were some school girl type foxes running around the hallowed halls back in the day, eh you sly dog!

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Yup. Or so I’ve heard. 8-)
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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby CID1990 » Sun Sep 23, 2018 7:01 pm

polsongrizz wrote:
kalm wrote:That's cool, be you!

Hope she does well. A women's perspective in play calling philosophy might be different.

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Seriously, no one is going to say it? Are you sure that is a woman? :o


We are a kinder, gentler message board..

and frankly, I don't appreciate your insensitive gender normative misogynistic comment


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Re: RE: Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby Bisonfanatical » Sun Sep 23, 2018 7:49 pm

polsongrizz wrote:
kalm wrote:That's cool, be you!

Hope she does well. A women's perspective in play calling philosophy might be different.

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Seriously, no one is going to say it? Are you sure that is a woman? :o


I agree .... tough call

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Re: RE: Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby Bisonfanatical » Sun Sep 23, 2018 7:51 pm

JohnStOnge wrote:
I don't think it's any more necessary to have played football to be a football coach than it is to have been a chess piece in order to play chess.


This makes my head spin

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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby kalm » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:24 am

CID1990 wrote:
polsongrizz wrote:Seriously, no one is going to say it? Are you sure that is a woman? :o


We are a kinder, gentler message board..

and frankly, I don't appreciate your insensitive gender normative misogynistic comment


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Yeah Pols! You insensitive pig!
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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby polsongrizz » Mon Sep 24, 2018 1:11 pm

kalm wrote:
CID1990 wrote:
We are a kinder, gentler message board..

and frankly, I don't appreciate your insensitive gender normative misogynistic comment


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Yeah Pols! You insensitive pig!

Thank you both for the kind words. I really appreciate it. Does it help that Pam thought she was a dude also? :lol:
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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby polsongrizz » Mon Sep 24, 2018 1:13 pm

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JohnStOnge wrote:
I don't think it's any more necessary to have played football to be a football coach than it is to have been a chess piece in order to play chess.


That may be the stupidest analogy anyone on this board has ever used. I’m a lesser person for having read it. May God have mercy on your soul. :tothehand:

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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby CID1990 » Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:50 pm

polsongrizz wrote:
kalm wrote:
Yeah Pols! You insensitive pig!

Thank you both for the kind words. I really appreciate it. Does it help that Pam thought she was a dude also? :lol:


Pam is obviously cowed by your toxic masculinity and, in light of her lack of empowerment (caused by your rape culture), is just going along with you


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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby 93henfan » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:00 pm

CID is scissoring the clit off of this thread.

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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby kalm » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:25 pm

93henfan wrote:CID is scissoring the clit off of this thread.


That’s disgusting, 93!

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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby JohnStOnge » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:38 pm

Ivytalk wrote:
JohnStOnge wrote:
I don't think it's any more necessary to have played football to be a football coach than it is to have been a chess piece in order to play chess.


That may be the stupidest analogy anyone on this board has ever used. I’m a lesser person for having read it. May God have mercy on your soul. :tothehand:


I don't think it's stupid at all. When someone plays chess they know the "capability" of each piece. You can take it from there. The point is that there is absolutely no reason to think someone has to have been a football player in order to understand the game then address tactics and strategy. They don't need to have been a player to assess players' capabilities either.
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Re: Dartmouth Hires Female Coach

Postby Ivytalk » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:34 pm

JohnStOnge wrote:
Ivytalk wrote:
That may be the stupidest analogy anyone on this board has ever used. I’m a lesser person for having read it. May God have mercy on your soul. :tothehand:


I don't think it's stupid at all. When someone plays chess they know the "capability" of each piece. You can take it from there. The point is that there is absolutely no reason to think someone has to have been a football player in order to understand the game then address tactics and strategy. They don't need to have been a player to assess players' capabilities either.

You’re comparing a piece of plastic to a human being, you dolt. :tothehand:

And you claim to be “pro-life.” :ohno:
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