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We'll have the last laugh on Millenials

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https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtsch ... s-n2409840

I laughed out loud at this article. For pure snark value alone, it is priceless.
There was a time when liberals and conservatives didn’t segregate themselves into different bubbles and hate at each other. Recently, Time magazine ran an article about some liberal chick who dumped a guy during a date because he voted for Trump. That never would have happened years ago. Instead, they would have finished their encounter, and he would have given her a fake number so he never had to deal with her pinko nagging again.
:lol:
But we seem to be losing everything that made us great. Back in the day, we crushed uppity Russian empires, no thanks to commie-hugging liberals who told us that the Reds loved their children too. You Millennials know that awful Sting song – your mom used to listen to it in the Volvo while carting you to soccer or whatever other sick, soul-killing enrichment activities she forced you into instead of letting you run free in the streets and woods like we did. But now we cower at the same losers Reagan stripped of their Ural Mountain oysters in fear of them posting some super-persuasive Facebook ads targeted at making autoworkers in Michigan fall out of their deep and abiding love for Hillary.
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CID1990 wrote:https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtsch ... s-n2409840

I laughed out loud at this article. For pure snark value alone, it is priceless.
There was a time when liberals and conservatives didn’t segregate themselves into different bubbles and hate at each other. Recently, Time magazine ran an article about some liberal chick who dumped a guy during a date because he voted for Trump. That never would have happened years ago. Instead, they would have finished their encounter, and he would have given her a fake number so he never had to deal with her pinko nagging again.
:lol:
But we seem to be losing everything that made us great. Back in the day, we crushed uppity Russian empires, no thanks to commie-hugging liberals who told us that the Reds loved their children too. You Millennials know that awful Sting song – your mom used to listen to it in the Volvo while carting you to soccer or whatever other sick, soul-killing enrichment activities she forced you into instead of letting you run free in the streets and woods like we did. But now we cower at the same losers Reagan stripped of their Ural Mountain oysters in fear of them posting some super-persuasive Facebook ads targeted at making autoworkers in Michigan fall out of their deep and abiding love for Hillary.
:rofl:


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Love me some occasional Kurt Schlichter! :thumb:
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Last laugh? Hell, I'm laughing now. 8-)
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ASUG8 wrote:Last laugh? Hell, I'm laughing now. 8-)
I love Millenials...
They make my coffee and park my car
I find them extremely useful


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CID1990 wrote:https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtsch ... s-n2409840

I laughed out loud at this article. For pure snark value alone, it is priceless.
There was a time when liberals and conservatives didn’t segregate themselves into different bubbles and hate at each other. Recently, Time magazine ran an article about some liberal chick who dumped a guy during a date because he voted for Trump. That never would have happened years ago. Instead, they would have finished their encounter, and he would have given her a fake number so he never had to deal with her pinko nagging again.
:lol:
But we seem to be losing everything that made us great. Back in the day, we crushed uppity Russian empires, no thanks to commie-hugging liberals who told us that the Reds loved their children too. You Millennials know that awful Sting song – your mom used to listen to it in the Volvo while carting you to soccer or whatever other sick, soul-killing enrichment activities she forced you into instead of letting you run free in the streets and woods like we did. But now we cower at the same losers Reagan stripped of their Ural Mountain oysters in fear of them posting some super-persuasive Facebook ads targeted at making autoworkers in Michigan fall out of their deep and abiding love for Hillary.
:rofl:
I love Kurt Schlichter's stuff. He refers to Hillary as Felonia Von Pantsuit.
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This quote smacked some truth...

"You’ll be my age and still making coffee for the next generation of ingrates, the children of the immigrants and super-religious Christians who represent the only portion of America still making babies"

This guy is pretty good at existential sarcasm...
Laughing at the meaninglessness of it all

Finding purpose and meaning somehow
whilst simultaneously being fully aware of the meaningless and superfluous nature of life on earth
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Chizzang wrote:This quote smacked some truth...

"You’ll be my age and still making coffee for the next generation of ingrates, the children of the immigrants and super-religious Christians who represent the only portion of America still making babies"

This guy is pretty good at existential sarcasm...
Laughing at the meaninglessness of it all

Finding purpose and meaning somehow
whilst simultaneously being fully aware of the meaningless and superfluous nature of life on earth
So, does that mean that you believe in an afterlife? 8-)
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Ivytalk wrote:
Chizzang wrote:This quote smacked some truth...

"You’ll be my age and still making coffee for the next generation of ingrates, the children of the immigrants and super-religious Christians who represent the only portion of America still making babies"

This guy is pretty good at existential sarcasm...
Laughing at the meaninglessness of it all

Finding purpose and meaning somehow
whilst simultaneously being fully aware of the meaningless and superfluous nature of life on earth
So, does that mean that you believe in an afterlife? 8-)
I believe that just because I want there to be an afterlife
doesn't make it relevant
or even likely

it just means I want it
I also wanted Santa Claus to be real when I was a kid (really badly)

Since then I've recovered somehow to find meaning in life after the Santa Clause discovery
Once we figure out that Santa isn't real...
How do we find purpose and significance after that..?

(Hint)
You can substitute almost anything you really want for Santa in these sentences ^ above
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The last laugh will be on Baby Boomers. They will never be happy....despite having it all from birth to death. They will end their life in diapers at the local nursing home & it will be glorious!

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Chizzang wrote:
ASUG8 wrote:Last laugh? Hell, I'm laughing now. 8-)
I love Millenials...
They make my coffee and park my car
I find them extremely useful


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Same goes for the Gen Xer that served me coffee at JFK this morning. Fucking waste of a generation.
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mainejeff wrote:The last laugh will be on Baby Boomers. They will never be happy....despite having it all from birth to death. They will end their life in diapers at the local nursing home & it will be glorious!

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Maine did not make the playoffs. Why are you posting here? Who poked the cub?
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