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Birds Don’t Like Seeing Balls

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Brian Bissonnette, the executive director of the World Bird Sanctuary in Valley Park, got an "adrenaline rush" out of exposing himself to people outside a pharmacy in Eureka, according to a police report obtained Friday.
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crim ... 5.amp.html

Apparently looking at birds and maintaining a Bird Sanctuary just wasn’t exciting enough for Bissonnette
According to a Eureka police report provided Friday to the Post-Dispatch, Eureka Officer Matthew Gough saw Bissonnette standing next to a black Dodge Durango parked in the Walgreens lot.

"I exited my patrol car and asked Bissonnette to step away from the vehicle," wrote Officer Matthew Gough. "As he turned toward me, I observed the zipper of his pants to be unzipped and his genitalia to be exposed
Bird watchers...some strange folks...

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Auk-ward!


And thanks for posting!!
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dbackjon wrote:Auk-ward!


And thanks for posting!!
:ohno:

I thought maybe you had terned a new leaf but this attempt at humor is tough to swallow.
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Did I miss the part where the bird complained?

If your twig and berries are exposed but there's nobody there to see them, are they really exposed?
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The woody pecker was peeking out...
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kalm wrote:
dbackjon wrote:Auk-ward!


And thanks for posting!!
:ohno:

I thought maybe you had terned a new leaf but this attempt at humor is tough to swallow.
Veery funny, dickcissel.
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Plus, some balls are visible from greater distances than others.
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CID1990 wrote:Plus, some balls are visible when I read free handball betting tips than others.
:lol: :lol:
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kalm wrote:
dbackjon wrote:Auk-ward!


And thanks for posting!!
:ohno:

I thought maybe you had terned a new leaf but this attempt at humor is tough to swallow.
:notworthy:

I saw it coming but didn't have time to duck.
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Col Hogan wrote:
Brian Bissonnette, the executive director of the World Bird Sanctuary in Valley Park, got an "adrenaline rush" out of exposing himself to people outside a pharmacy in Eureka, according to a police report obtained Friday.
http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/crim ... 5.amp.html

Apparently looking at birds and maintaining a Bird Sanctuary just wasn’t exciting enough for Bissonnette
According to a Eureka police report provided Friday to the Post-Dispatch, Eureka Officer Matthew Gough saw Bissonnette standing next to a black Dodge Durango parked in the Walgreens lot.

"I exited my patrol car and asked Bissonnette to step away from the vehicle," wrote Officer Matthew Gough. "As he turned toward me, I observed the zipper of his pants to be unzipped and his genitalia to be exposed
Bird watchers...some strange folks...

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Hell yas, Missouri. :lol: :lol:
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I'm calling Bushtit on this whole thread. Just because this guy had his Nuthatch open is no reason to Rail on about this Loon. Well, I guess one goon Tern deserves another.
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Look at all the Crowing and Parroting from you guys. :ohno: :ohno:
In Missouri, you have to give the Bald Eagle some air every once in a while.
It's normal here. You just have to refrain from exposing the Anas. The Flamingos get frisky. :nod: :nod:
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CAA Flagship wrote:Look at all the Crowing and Parroting from you guys. :ohno: :ohno:
In Missouri, you have to give the Bald Eagle some air every once in a while.
It's normal here. You just have to refrain from exposing the Anas. The Flamingos get frisky. :nod: :nod:
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89Hen wrote:I'm calling Bushtit on this whole thread. Just because this guy had his Nuthatch open is no reason to Rail on about this Loon. Well, I guess one goon Tern deserves another.
Are you saying people shouldn't be so swift to pass judgement?
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kalm wrote:
89Hen wrote:I'm calling Bushtit on this whole thread. Just because this guy had his Nuthatch open is no reason to Rail on about this Loon. Well, I guess one goon Tern deserves another.
Are you saying people shouldn't be so swift to pass judgement?
Definitely not on a Lark.
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